Keeping good things that happen to you to yourself (ie. Not sharing them on social media) doesn’t make the good thing less real, in fact I believe it preserves the goodness and purity of the thing.

Don’t over share. Share just enough.

politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

(via beachdog2)

That office ghost Sunday overtime ting

I know saying “are you gonna cum for me” is meant to be sexy but it’s actually like “well I was but now there’s so much pressure cause you’re asking”

P.S. These are my thoughts while watching porn

P.P.S. I’m still so celibate it’s not even funny I’m trying to see if I can make it to 2015 without having sex hahaha

asoundtracktolife:

"Someone New" - Banks

"Suddenly you’re 21 and you’re screaming along in the car to all the songs you listened to when you were sad in middle school and everything is different but everything is good."

(via sinking-with-society)

never has something described my life so far as a 21 year old so perfectly

(via thisfragilelife)

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